Would you like a cup of perfect espresso?

Nowadays, I shuddered whenever I hear someone say they will “make you a cup of prefect espresso”. Or worst, they gonna teach you to make that “perfect espresso”.

Is that the non-channeling, 28 seconds, 60ml double shot?

Or that 20 seconds, 25ml super ristretto?

Or that 5-seconds pre-infused, 8-seconds 6bar, 7-seconds 9bar and 5-seconds 3bar extraction?

Oh wait, did you mention 14g of coffee or was it 19.5g? Don’t forget the 93 Celsius water at the grouphead.

You got all that perfectly sorted out? Wait a min.. is that a conical burr grinder you are using? Wooohhh… careful with that clump… ahhh.. yes.. nicely distributed. I can feel the perfect espresso coming….

Then.. Stranger walked in. Prefect Espresso Guy set about making that perfect espresso.

Prefect Espresso Guy: So.. how’s the espresso?

Guy drinking it: Hmm… remind me again, what should I expect to find in this cup?

Guy making espresso: Espresso. You expect to find espresso in the cup. Hey, just kidding…. Ok, ok…. blueberry, floral, sweet with hints of chocolate perhaps.

Guy drinking it: Blueberry? Sweet? Chocolate?… Tada pun!!! And what’s this SOURNESS!

Guy making espresso: No..No.. supposed to be bright with lovely acidity. Never mind, let me make you a cappuccino. I’m sure you like.

— 3 minutes after —

Prefect Espresso Guy: Nice? Sweet and smooth?

Guy drinking cappuccino: Hmmm, very cold leh… Not hot enough. And so light. Cannot taste coffee. Make it stronger can ah? And I want sugar too.

By this time, Prefect Espresso Guy was about to cry thinking “But i’m making him a perfect espresso. Why he no like? I already make his milk extra hot at 58 Celsius. Why he say cold.”

Now, Go Make Your Perfect Espresso

8 thoughts on “Would you like a cup of perfect espresso?

  1. Marcus

    i rarely tell anyone that what i’m serving them is a perfect espresso. usually use the word “good”… and unless the notes/tones/whatevers are obviously there, i’m not going to go on about how it should taste like because each person has their preference. as for a capp, if they say it’s too cold and i know it’s not, i say tough titties (never gotten complaints about the strength of the coffee, since it’s all double). lol.

  2. Bryan tan

    Seriously yesterday afternoon I accidentally made a very very good Cappuchino.. It’s almost perfect for me. But couldnt make the same cup after that. Really need consistency..

  3. kfchan Post author

    Bro, ONE the point of this article is that: What is perfect for me may not be perfect for you. If I can make a pretty good cup for you every time, I would be happy and so should you.

  4. Betty

    Hello KF,

    Seeking your great comment on buying a “quick & decent” (value for $$$) coffee machine’ for a friend’s new HOME. My friend is a coffee drinker and 3 in 1 coffee is no longer a “great” coffee to get her going for a day.
    She is afraid of machines with lots of cleaning care to do. So, capsule coffee machine is kinda good choice, right? But, I don’t know much about which brand to buy and looks like Malaysia is having expensive capsule coffee machine as compare to other countries, USA, Aust.


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